Developmentally Abled


All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cell necessary to develop a male’s reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.
Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak, and some of their cards are in their shorts.
This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways. Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think about doing things before taking any action. Little boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way.
This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as “Civilians”.
Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as “Infantrymen.”
Cheerfully stolen from XAirBoss on FB.

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  1. Old AF Sarge

    Nice Brad. Now is the term “gravel agitator” still in use for 11 Bravos?

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  2. Buck Buchanan

    My favorite was to be called an Earth Pig.

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  3. It’s common knowledge (especially among the 08xx Marines) that artillerymen have bigger “weapons” than everybody else. Everywhere. Without exception. That’s why, if given the chance, those with a full complement of brain cells ( almost exclusively hotties ) tend to party with arty. For the most part, red legs are legends in our own minds. I guess that explains why I became an 0811, aka “cannon cocker”.

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  4. Mark Dunlap

    The “thinking” in the lower nether regions is, anthropologically, required for if the male of any species reproduced when “estress” we would be ZPG. “To everything…” When it comes to Artillery (saying this as a former ground pounder), there’s a reason they (artillery) is the “King of Battle” and the Infantry…..the Queen of Battle.

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