Let’s be honest. Regular Americans don’t need an assault puppy. Why would you need an assault puppy that has the exact capabilities of the ones carried by our soldiers in a war zone? Assault puppies have one purpose and one purpose only, to make large numbers of people smile very quickly. Quite frankly, the normal American doesn’t need that.
They’re just like those Tactical Kittens, deployed to shock and d’awwwww.
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It’s long past time to ban assault puppies …
To the puppy, happiness is a full magazine, a warm person who loves me, and no cats in sight.
Let’s be honest. Regular Americans don’t need an assault puppy. Why would you need an assault puppy that has the exact capabilities of the ones carried by our soldiers in a war zone? Assault puppies have one purpose and one purpose only, to make large numbers of people smile very quickly. Quite frankly, the normal American doesn’t need that.
They’re just like those Tactical Kittens, deployed to shock and d’awwwww.
http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Tactical_Kitten.jpg
DOGGY!