The Crap Tree

The Christmas season must be upon us. How do I know? Dave in Texas’ Crap Tree Post is up!

Several years ago my wife conceived a plan to take over Christmas decorations in our home. She’s been very patient, moving so carefully that I only realized the scope of her plan this year. This fight isn’t over, not by a long shot. But I’ve lost a lot of ground.

I am what you would call a ‘Christmas kind of guy’. I love Christmas. I love the lights and the pretty packages, the wreaths, the greenery hanging everywhere. I like Christmas plates and coffee cups. Christmas cookies, Christmas music, Christmas towels in the bathrooms, Christmas napkins, Christmas movies and books, if they had Christmas toilet paper I would buy two cases (does anybody know if they make that?). I think Christmas lights on pickup trucks look terrific.

via The Crap Tree | Innocent Bystanders.

I had the pleasure of gifting a couple crappy ornaments to DinT last year. I hope they were tacky enough to earn a spot on the tree.

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  1. They have an honored placement, and thank you.