The Headline Tells You All You Need to Know, Part 3

We have had a bear eating a chimp at a Chinese circus…  and a taxpayer-funded researcher doing who-knows-what to some monkeys in a university lab.

Now, the tell-all headline comes to us from The Oregonian.

Alleged masturbating man in Salem bar arrested after Taser proves ineffective, officials say

There isn’t much to add, except maybe this:

A bartender told authorities that Frey exposed his genitals and started masturbating at the bar, officials said. By the time a Marion County deputy arrived on scene, Frey had moved from the bar to the bathroom, but reportedly had not stopped pleasuring himself.

So what’s the guy say when someone asks “How was your weekend?”

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9 responses to “The Headline Tells You All You Need to Know, Part 3

  1. Bill Brandt

    I’ll bet the cops used latex gloves.

  2. Oregon.
    Kind of says it all right there.

    • Salem and the Willamette Valley, the Axis of Oregonian Insanity. East of the Cascades is much more sedate. We started seeing the problems in the mid 60s before we left Albany and went to Germany in ’66. Californian immigration was beginning to be felt seriously, and the attitudes the foulers of the CA nest brought with them were not good. Now the stupidity is in full bloom.

    • Oh, I understand the geo-politics of east vs. west of the Cascades, and the Californian invasion. Too bloody well.
      But I’m from WA, QM. Poking fun at Oregon is ingrained.

    • We poked fun at WA back then. These days, WA insanity is about as bad.

    • True.
      But at least we can pump our own gas.

  3. NaCly Dog

    Viagra is a hell of a drug?