The Headline Tells You All You Need to Know, Part 3

We have had a bear eating a chimp at a Chinese circus…  and a taxpayer-funded researcher doing who-knows-what to some monkeys in a university lab.

Now, the tell-all headline comes to us from The Oregonian.

Alleged masturbating man in Salem bar arrested after Taser proves ineffective, officials say

There isn’t much to add, except maybe this:

A bartender told authorities that Frey exposed his genitals and started masturbating at the bar, officials said. By the time a Marion County deputy arrived on scene, Frey had moved from the bar to the bathroom, but reportedly had not stopped pleasuring himself.

So what’s the guy say when someone asks “How was your weekend?”


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9 responses to “The Headline Tells You All You Need to Know, Part 3

  1. Bill Brandt

    I’ll bet the cops used latex gloves.


  2. Oregon.
    Kind of says it all right there.


  3. NaCly Dog

    Viagra is a hell of a drug?