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More Commander Hadfield

Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield posted links to three videos that he made with the Mythbusters, Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage. The first two involve celebrity chefs David Chang and Traci Des Jardins trying to jazz up the MRE-like space food. Pretty sure there’s no shrimp cocktail MRE, though a quick search tells me there is a jambalaya with ham and shrimp.

Traci must have learned that you can’t really mix food in space, not without making a mess. This one is a little easier on Cdr. Hadfield.

Once dinner is over, it’s time to relax and play some games.

So I hope you enjoyed all that, but this is really leading up to me sharing this story and photo. I was at JSC in the summer of 2006. After work, I was invited to hang out with my kind JSC friends at one of the local watering holes known to be frequented by astronauts. Sure enough, there was a group of astronauts having a little get-together. We waited until the party broke up then asked them if they would mind posing for pictures. Hadfield, as I recall, was not particularly happy but not rude, either.
norma and hadfield
Thank you for putting up with us groupies, Commander.

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20,000th comment

was posted by Quartermaster earlier today on the Moore, Oklahoma post.

Tell him what he wins, XBrad! (My bet: a year’s free subscription to the blog, an autographed 8 x 10 color glossy of Sox, and a free drink at the next meetup.)

Thank you to all our readers and commenters for keeping the conversation going!

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Can NASA’s Planet-Hunting Kepler Mission Be Saved? | Alien Planets | Space.com

The second of Kepler’s four reaction wheels — devices that allow the observatory to maintain its position in space — has failed, depriving Kepler of the ability to lock precisely onto its 150,000-plus target stars, NASA officials announced Wednesday (May 15).

But mission engineers are not conceding that Kepler’s planet-hunting days have come to an end, vowing to try their best to recover the failed reaction wheels over the coming weeks.

via Can NASA's Planet-Hunting Kepler Mission Be Saved? | Alien Planets | Space.com.

We can’t go out there and fix it like we did with Hubble – at the moment, it’s 40 million miles away.

Today’s update indicated that there’s some troubleshooting to do and some tests to see if the first failed reaction wheel might come back online. The scientists also said that they still have two years’ worth of data to sift through. Kepler was launched in March 2009 and has significantly changed what we know about planets around other stars. Exoplanets are far more common that previously thought, and more are rocky planets like ours rather than gas giants such as Jupiter and Saturn.

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Sez right here on this checklist…

Mr. RFH told the story today of his co-worker having to go to the Army Surplus store to buy a vintage ACU. Seems that he has to turn in an ACU that he’s had since ROTC days, and that was many moons and many moves ago. It was either buy an ACU for $100 from the surplus store or the Army will charge him $180. Yay.

This reminded me of having to turn in everything every time I completed a co-op quarter. There was a 23-item checklist, including keys and labcoats. I never did find out what would happen if I didn’t turn in everything. My first co-op quarter ended with a snowstorm in December and most of the management chain taking the day off. It took some searching to find a workaholic willing to sign that I had indeed turned in everything. My last co-op quarter, they insisted that I still had a labcoat checked out. I searched all over until a co-worker took pity on me and let me turn in one of his. I returned the favor when he retired. Gonna be interesting when I retire, to see if they still have one more labcoat on my tab. Bets?

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Willingly eating MREs

Meal Ready to Eat is a popular subject here. XBrad’s post from June 2008 still gets hits. I wrote about my first MRE when I was a co-op student. Which leads me to this post.

When my friend Ben had to sell his house and move into assisted living, he sold some of his stuff to me, which included, among other things, a case of MRE entrees and a few full meal MREs. These have been great for camping and for Rocketboy to keep as an emergency lunch in his locker (no cafeteria at his school). But as time passed, I wondered just how long do MREs keep? There’s no expiration date on them.

From the ReadyStore website, I learned that they stamp a modified Julian date on the MRE.
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This code is usually stamped on the MRE box and pouch. The location of the code can vary. The first digit represents the year, and the last three digits represent the day. So, for example, the code 7304 would mean it was manufactured on the 304th day of 2007. Sometimes other letters representing batch numbers will be appended to the date code (i.e. 7304C).

You can see on the example… that code 1172 would mean that it was manufactured in 2011 on June 20th (the 172 day of the year).

The second MRE has a manufacture code of 1348. This would translate to Dec. 13, 2011.

The third MRE would have been manufactured on Nov. 1, 2011.

Since the official longevity of an MRE is no longer than 10 years, and the modified date code makes it impossible to determine the decade of manufacture, this calculator assumes that your MREs are not 10 years old or more.

That official longevity also assumes a decent storage temperature. Stored in a cool place, MREs should last that long. But as I discovered from the Defense Logistics Agency report on “Evaluation of Temperature Stressed MREs”, things get gross quick at higher temperatures.

For example, the applesauce:
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or the cheese sauce:
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so I wouldn’t recommend storing them in your garage or your attic. Mine, however, have been kept at room temperature or lower, and I would assume if it looks good and smells good (well, as good as an MRE can look or smell), it should be fine. DLA posted more comparison photos here. Looks like anything with fruit won’t keep very long.

I’ve been eating the entrees on occasion for lunch at work and at home. I’m the child of two parents who grew up during the Depression, so I hate to waste food, but at the same time, I looked at that Julian date and figured they have served their purpose of being emergency food. So far, the beef roast with vegetables has been the best in taste and appearance. The meatloaf with onion gravy looked great until that last lump of fat slid out of the pouch. Mr. RFH stated that he should have kept the chicken and salsa in the pouch because it didn’t look good, but it tasted fine. Sloppy Joe, grilled beef patty, and chili with macaroni have been fine. Mr. RFH said the spaghetti was really good. The only one I’ve tossed so far was an enchilada that was packed with no sauce and just didn’t look right. I figured if they forgot the sauce, they might have forgotten something else.

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One more video from space

What a busy weekend. Saturday, Tom Marshburn and Chris Cassidy completed a nearly spur-of-the-moment spacewalk to successfully swap out a pump and repair a coolant leak. Yesterday Chris Hadfield handed over command of the International Space Station to Pavel Vinogradov. Hadfield, Marshburn and Roman Romanenko will be undocking later today and landing tonight in Kazakhstan.

I’m sorry to see Hadfield leave ISS. Hadfield truly made the most of social media in relaying photos, videos, and sounds, sharing space with those of us stuck on the ground. I hadn’t heard the sounds of ISS before, so it’s one thing to see the report of bearing problems of one of the pumps and quite another to hear the racket it makes. (Plus the toilet sounds like a vacuum cleaner.) Between Twitter and Facebook, Hadfield had over a million followers. I hope he continues generating that interest in space when he’s back on the ground.

CTV put together a nice post of Hadfield’s greatest hits. For a finale, Hadfield’s son Evan produced this video:

Prayers for the safe landing of the crew of Expedition 35.

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The last Brit on the River Kwai: Reg Twigg, one of the few remaining survivors of the Death Railway, died last week – but the story he left behind will stay with you forever | Mail Online

It was known, for good reason, as the Death Railway. In 1942, after the fall of Singapore, the Japanese army ordered the construction of a jungle railroad from Bangkok to Rangoon to support its assault on India.

Almost 260 miles of track were built by a forced labour workforce consisting of 250,000 local men and 60,000 Allied prisoners of war, whose treatment at the hands of the Japanese was brutal. More than 16,000 prisoners of war and an estimated 90,000 Asian labourers died.

As one of the last remaining survivors, 99-year-old Reg Twigg wrote a remarkable personal testimony of his three years of hell on the River Kwai. Sadly, the former private in the Leicestershire Regiment died last week and never lived to see it published.

via The last Brit on the River Kwai: Reg Twigg, one of the few remaining survivors of the Death Railway, died last week – but the story he left behind will stay with you forever | Mail Online.

Worthwhile sidebar article on the Dambusters, too. RTWT.

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Spacewalk now

Watch it now at http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html

Astronauts Chris Cassidy and Tom Marshburn of NASA have removed the 260-pound pump controller box that may be the source of an ammonia leak from the P6 truss of the International Space Station and replaced it with a spare. Looks like it’s going very well.

UPDATE: pics here

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More than just a model

I worked with Scott Phillips for a good chunk of his 33 years as a NASA support contractor, working on the External Tank. This is a nice interview with Scott, but it really doesn’t convey well enough the beauty of his Shuttle models. He might use two dozen different types of wood, some ordinary like cedar, some exotic like zebrawood or, my favorite, chestnut from an ancient chopping block that he found. Each model comes with his certificate, photographs, and detailed notes on how he made it. IIRC, he told me once that it took him about 200 hours to make a model.

http://whnt.com/2012/07/06/local-artist-preserving-the-shuttle-program-in-his-own-way/

It’s incredible where his woodworking talent has taken him – to meet probably every astronaut in the corps and some truly living legends. I hope he is enjoying his retirement, and I’m saving my pennies for one of his models.

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Space photo of the day

Sounding Rockets Launch from the Marshall Islands

Red and white vapor clouds filled the skies over the Marshall Islands as part of NASA’s Equatorial Vortex Experiment (EVEX). The red cloud was formed by the release of lithium vapor and the white tracer clouds were formed by the release of trimethyl aluminum (TMA). These clouds allowed scientists on the ground from various locations in the Marshall Islands to observe the neutral winds in the ionosphere.

sounding rockets

via NASA – Sounding Rockets Launch from the Marshall Islands.

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The other P-38

P-38_Can_Opener

So, just for curiosity’s sake, a poll.

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NASA Technology Stabilizes All Kinds Of Structures

At Marshall Space Flight Center, a relatively simple technology developed to smooth potentially dangerous vibrations in NASA’s defunct Ares I crew launch vehicle is finding its way into the wider world as a way to steady buildings, aircraft, ships and other structures reacting to winds, waves and even earthquakes. The passive approach uses the weight of a liquid coupled to a structure to dampen shaking, swaying, fluttering and other oscillations.

via NASA Technology Stabilizes All Kinds Of Structures.

The article says “opponents of a government-owned orbital crew vehicle seized on the thrust-oscillation issue as ammunition in their successful efforts to kill the project”, which I think is misleading. There were a series of judgments made on Ares – SSME changed to a single J-2X, which cut the upper stage thrust by more than half, then adding the fifth segment to the SRB to make up for the loss – that led to the thrust oscillation problem. Having a lower-thrust, lighter-weight upper stage put its natural frequency in the range of the dynamic forces from the booster. It wasn’t “opponents of a government-owned orbital crew vehicle” that killed Ares, because we still have Orion/Multi-Purpose Crew Vehicle work. The killers were problems of their own making, combined with management’s refusal to listen to their technical people, major cost overruns and the WORST preliminary design review I’ve ever seen.

Glad to see something good has come out of it.

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Moonbuggy races

The Great Moonbuggy Race is on again at the U.S. Space and Rocket Center. You can watch live on Ustream http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nasa-msfc or follow @MOONBUGGYRACE on Twitter. Hope they get lots of races finished today, because tomorrow looks like rain.

Hey Aggie, Puerto Rico is well-represented here. This is Teodoro Aguilar Mora Team 1, racing just a few minutes ago. Unofficial time was great – 3 minutes, 20 seconds, so they might win back-to-back titles.
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UPDATE: Well, I picked the winner. Teodoro Aguilar Mora Team 1 won first place in the high school division with an official time of 3:24. Second and third place went to Jupiter High School Team 1 and Team 2, respectively, of Jupiter, Fla. The winner in the college division was University of Puerto Rico-Humacao, second place was the International Space Education Institute, “Team Russia,” Leipzig, Germany, and third place was Middle Tennessee State University Team 1 from Murfreesboro, Tennessee. Bevill State Community College Team I from Sumiton, Alabama won the Crash and Burn award for most spectacular vehicle breakdown, which was a sideways flip on the “lava flow” obstacle. The Rookie Awards for fastest course completion by a new race team went to Escuela Superior Rafaelina E. Lebron Flores High School of Puerto Rico and North Dakota State University from Fargo, ND.

It was mentioned on the Ustream video that Puerto Rico has its own round of competition and the winners come here, and the experience shows.

Can’t wait to hear the stories from the pit crew volunteers. One team didn’t have brakes on their vehicle because “it’s a race, and we don’t want to slow down!” Another team admitted they should have been sponsored by Duct Tape. :)

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Antares launch today

Liftoff is set for 5 p.m. EDT (2100 GMT) today. The live webcast will begin at 4 p.m. EDT (2000 GMT).

Link to Livestream video at http://www.space.com/17933-nasa-television-webcasts-live-space-tv.html

Launch is from Wallops Island, so perhaps our alert readers along the mid-Atlantic coast may see it.

BUMPED AND UPDATED: Let’s try that yet again – today, Sunday the 21st at 5 p.m. EDT. Same Livestream link should work.

Congratulations on a successful launch!

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Soon – Antares to launch

Back in 2006, NASA started the Commercial Orbital Transportation Services program, or COTS, to spur commercial development of launch vehicles and alternatives to the Space Shuttle. It is tied to the Commercial Resupply Program, but if I understand it correctly, COTS is the vehicle, and CRP is cargo and crew. This was narrowed down to two companies, SpaceX and Rocketplane Kistler (RpK). RpK couldn’t get enough private funding and dropped out. Orbital Sciences then won the second round of contract bidding. SpaceX has had several successful launches of their Falcon 9 vehicle and two resupply missions to ISS with their Dragon capsule. Orbital Sciences has developed their Antares launch vehicle, which rolled out to the Wallops Island launchpad last week.
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There were a lot of delays in getting Wallops Island, a.k.a. Mid-Atlantic Regional Spaceport (MARS) ready. I wrote about the launch pad delays in January 2012. According to this article, two launch vehicles sat in the warehouse while the Virginia Commercial Space Flight Authority punted to the state Department of Transportation to finish the job, and there’s still some mods to be made that can afford to wait until after launch. Antares will launch from the same pad as the Conestoga flights. There is a second launch pad, which has been used for Orbital Sciences’ Minotaur rockets.
Here’s another pic of the rocket, raised and ready for launch.
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They are launching an instrumented mass simulator instead of their Cygnus capsule for this first time, due to launch no earlier than April 17. The first Antares flight with Cygnus should be later this year.
I assume the launch will be livestreamed, and I will post a link when that happens.

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Space pic of the day

Nice how this solar array on the Russian Zvezda catches the sunlight. (click to embiggen)

solar array

And yeah, I started looking for meteoroid/space debris impacts.  Habit.

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Inspiration from space

Some astronauts have a gift for being able to share what it’s like in space. Alan Bean painted moonscapes from his Apollo experiences. Jerry Linenger shared letters to his son while stationed aboard the Mir. Don Pettit had his Saturday Science videos. Now, we have ISS commander Chris Hadfield, who has really excelled at social media, tweeting pics from space like this:

moon rise

chatting with another spaceship captain

and inspiring kids on Reddit’s Ask Me Anything. Zen Pencils turned Hadfield’s words into an awesome cartoon.

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Kudos and thanks to Australian artist Gavin Aung Than for capturing that inspiration perfectly.

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April Fool’s

Okay, so I’m gullible. Not to the point of looking up “gullible” in the dictionary to see if my picture is there, but enough that when I was a wee lass, my dad convinced me on one April 1st that the telephone company was going to clean out the lines. Yes, I held the phone over the garbage can at 4:00 so the dust wouldn’t go all over the place. He had me convinced that it would help because our lines were staticky. Duh.

The one I fell for today was at work. There is a services group that runs the gift shop, the vending machines, and the gym. They usually send out notices for gift shop sales, group buys of Honey Baked Ham at Easter, turkey at Thanksgiving, and nuts at Christmas, so it’s not uncommon to get an email from them every week or two. Today they sent out a notice for a new dating service called “Every Couple Has Its Moment”, with full geek explanation of coupling forces and moments of inertia for non-nerds, set up like eHarmony but with questions like:

  • Do you consider “repairing it” a victory and “replacing it” a failure?” (Yes.)
  • Did you name your pet after a scientist? (I know co-workers who have.  Calling a cat Schrodinger is funny, I don’t care who you are.)
  • Does all your stationery have grid lines? (Yes.)
  • Have you ever assumed a “horse” is a “sphere” to make the math easier?  (Seriously, in one college class, I did assume a spherical chicken.)

Yeah, I fell for it.  Apparently someone at work did not find it as clever as I did, because there was soon a followup email apologizing for the joke.  I then clicked the link for the dating service, which said, “April Fool’s!”

So what’s the best April Fool’s joke you’ve fallen for or pulled on someone?

 

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Happy Easter!

“Thou hast conquered in the fight,
Thou hast brought us life and light;
Now no more can death appall,
Now no more the grave enthrall;
Thou hast opened Paradise.”
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Happy Easter to all our readers! Alleluia, He is risen!

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Another funny

because we can always poke fun at the French.
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XBrad sez this is a Renault Light tank.

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A little bit of bragging

I waffled on whether to post this or not, but XBrad said, “Hurry up already!”

There is a huge amount of research being performed on the International Space Station, and the ISS Science website has been sharing some of the success stories. One is the electrically conductive coating used on the SpaceX Dragon capsule, so this was published when the resupply ship was released and splashed down 225 miles west of Baja California a couple of days ago. That article links to this video (warning: autoplay).

I can’t listen to it, because I think I sound weird. I am grateful that the video crew did not include the footage of me laughing as one of my co-workers walked like an Egyptian and made faces at me through the lab window.

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Dragon landing

After a delay due to weather, it now looks like the Dragon spacecraft will be leaving the International Space Station and landing tomorrow.

You can watch the release on Space.com

Dragon is wrapping up its second contracted cargo run to the space station for NASA. The capsule launched on March 1 and arrived at the orbiting lab two days later after overcoming an unexpected thruster malfunction.

The Dragon capsule delivered about 1,200 pounds (1,210 kilograms) of supplies to the space station and will return about 2,670 pounds (1,210 kg) of equipment, hardware and scientific experiments when it returns Tuesday.

Also, submitted without comment.
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/research/news/dragon_coating.html

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Watching “Downfall”

In a previous post, I mentioned that my son gets extra credit in U.S. History class for watching a movie about their current subject and writing a report about it. For 4th quarter, it’s World War II. Needless to say, there are plenty of WW2 movies. Shall I dig out the John Wayne movies on VHS? Twelve O’Clock High or Tora! Tora! Tora! off Netflix? Rocketboy chose Downfall to practice his German at the same time.

Downfall, of course, is the source of numerous parodies on Youtube.

It took me a bit to change mind-gears, away from the jokes and onto the seriousness of war, a charismatic but deteriorating leader, and the followers who either accept the end and try to survive or can’t fathom any other way of life and check themselves out. I did not know until I saw this movie that Goebbels and his wife killed their six children. (How do you get an actor to look that evil?) I think Rocketboy learned a lot, considering the number of real people portrayed in the movie. Peter, the young soldier, represents all of the Hitler Youth but is modeled after Alfred Czech. Czech received the Iron Cross from Hitler in the last newsreel film before the end. There may have been other inconsistencies but nothing glaring for me.

After all the suicides and shootings, we cheered ourselves up with Blue Collar Comedy Whirled Tour.

Not bad for a Wednesday during spring break. How was your day?

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Hey XBrad, want a sammich?

I wonder sometimes how much food for space borrows from MREs.

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Everything I Needed to Know in Life, I Learned as a Helicopter Pilot in Vietnam

1. Once you are in the fight, it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

2. It is a fact that helicopter tail rotors are instinctively drawn toward trees, stumps, rocks, etc. While it may be possible to ward off this natural event some of the time, it cannot, despite the best efforts of the crew, always be prevented. It’s just what they do.

3. NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition than the other guy.

4. The engine RPM and the rotor RPM must BOTH be kept in the GREEN. Failure to heed this commandment can affect the morale of the crew.

5. Cover your Buddy, so he can be around to cover for you.

6. Decisions made by someone above you in the chain-of-command will seldom be in your best interest.

7. The terms Protective Armor and Helicopter are mutually exclusive.

8. Sometimes, being good and lucky is still is not enough.

9. “Chicken Plates” are not something you order in a restaurant

10. If everything is as clear as a bell, and everything is going exactly as planned, you’re about to be surprised.

11. Loud, sudden noises in a helicopter WILL get your undivided attention.

12. The BSR (Bang Stare Red) Theory states that the louder the sudden bang in the helicopter, the quicker your eyes will be drawn to the gauges. The longer you stare at the gauges the less time it takes them to move from green to red.

13. No matter what you do, the bullet with your name on it will get you. So, too, can the ones addressed “To Whom It May Concern”.

14. If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

15. If you are wearing body armor, they will probably miss that part.

16. Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

17. Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

18. If you are allergic to lead, it is best to avoid a war zone.

19. It is a bad thing to run out of airspeed, altitude, and ideas all at the same time.

20. Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, is better than cold C-rations which, in turn, is better than no food at all. All of These, however, are preferable to cold rice balls, even if they do have the little pieces of fish in them.

21. Everybody’s a hero…On the ground…In the club…After the fourth drink.

22. A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

23. The further you fly into the mountains, the louder the strange engine noises become.

24. Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

25. Being shot hurts.

26. “Pucker Factor” is the formal name of the equation that states the more hairy the situation is, the more of the seat cushion will be sucked up your ass . It can be expressed in its mathematical formula of S (suction) + H (height above ground ) + I (interest in staying alive) + T ( # of tracers coming your way)

27.Thus the term ‘SHIT!’ can also be used to denote a situation where high Pucker Factor is being encountered.

28. Thousands of Vietnam Veterans earned medals for bravery every day. A few were even awarded.

29. Running out of pedal, fore or aft cyclic, or collective are all bad ideas. Any combination of these can be deadly.

30. There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

31. C-4 can make a dull day fun.

32. There is no such thing as a fair fight – only ones where you win or lose.

33. If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils. If you lose you don’t care.

34. Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing – NOW – to solve our problem.

35. Always make sure someone has a P-38. Uh, that’s a can opener for those of you who aren’t military.

36. Prayer may not help…but it can’t hurt.

37. Flying is better than walking. Walking is better than running. Running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by Medivac, even if it is technically, a form of flying.

38. If everyone does not come home, none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

39. Do not fear the enemy, for your enemy can only take your life. It is far better that you fear the media, for they will steal your HONOR.

40. A grunt is the true reason for the existence of the helicopter. Every helicopter flying in Vietnam had one real purpose: To help the grunt. It is unfortunate that many helicopters never had the opportunity to fulfill their one true mission in life, simply because someone forgot this fact.

41. If you have not been there and done that you probably will not understand most of these.

(h/t Rick Collins, via Scott Ruch)

My personal favorites are #4 and #31.

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